Virus-Friendly Talk

A typical friend-friend discussion. Definitely not a by-product of creative juices.

Amir: Hey Var! How have you been? Tagal nating hindi nakapag-usap ah.

Varian: Amir? Uy, long time no see tayo ano? Eto medyo busy sa work, gabi na lang ako nakakapag-online life ng matino. Kaw musta?

Amir: Ah talaga? I'm doing fine. Naku, speaking of online life, pareho tayo, tuwing gabi na lang din ako, pero...

Varian: Pero... what?

Amir: My PC has this virus, I think. Well, nagtotopak lahat ng browsers ko, hindi ma-remember mga passwords ko sa lahat ng accounts ko, so I'm having a hard time. Asar...

Varian: Hala, hassle nga iyan. Pero naa-access mo pa rin naman lahat ng accounts mo?

Amir: Yup, maliban nga lang sa isa na talagang di ko na ma-access ng matino.

Varian: Don't tell me Multiply?

Amir: Nope, XTube; agaw trip no?

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Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)

a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a condition in which a single person displays multiple distinct identities or personalities (known as alter egos or alters), each with its own pattern of perceiving and interacting with the environment. The diagnosis requires that at least two personalities routinely take control of the individual's behavior with an associated memory loss that goes beyond normal forgetfulness.
Source: American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)

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BIGLAANG PHONE REFORMAT!!!

I went to Manila this morning to meet Shy, we planned to do the finishing touches for that #$%^&@ PLM AVP! Nagkita kami sa SM Manila, then went to AUDIOVOX sa may Recto. We were there till 4:00 in the afternoon.

 

Then uwian came. Before going home, tinopak ako. Why? This is why..

 

My Nokia 6630, which is already 2+ years old, has been malfunctioning for the last 2 weeks. At grabe! Nung isang araw ko lang nadiskubre: may virus!!! Oo! VIRUS! Yung tipong nagse-send sya sa isang number ng text, EVERY MINUTE!!! Kaya pala isang araw lang tinatagal ng battery ko!!!

 

Going back..

 

Pina-check ko sa technician sa SM Manila. May virus nga daw, hindi yung CommWarrior na madali matanggal. So kahit anong Anti-virus daw eh di na yun matatanggal, meaning, my phone needs reformatting!!! I asked how much, he bargained P400 plus free Anti-virus. I refused, I told him babalik ako. Nagtanong-tanong ako sa iba, mas mahal! So bumalik ako sa kanya. To cut the long story short – pina-REFORMAT ko na.

 

I thought so..

 

Eto siste.. ang kinalikot lang eh iyong memory card! Ni hindi man lang kinabit yung phone ko sa computer nila! At in less than 10 minutes.. presto! REFORMATTED na daw! Grabe!

 

Then I figured: PWEDE PALA MAG-REFORMAT NG IKAW MISMO LANG SA PHONE MO.

 

Nawala na lahat ng messages ko! Buti yung contacts at laman ng memory card di nawala..

 

Pero kahit na, nakakahinayang yung P400 ko..

 

Aww..