The Secret Life of Beetch

SPOTTED.
Lonely Boy laughing the night away with a bee.
Who would've thought that he's not the only one in town?
I guess rain drops really fell on people who Multiply in three.
The secret is free, yet some things are still left undone.
Looks like go is really signaled in greens - in neon this time around.
Careful beetch, competition is tight and fierce.

xoxo

GossipGuy

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I'm/We're happy!
I'm/We're proud!
Go, go, go!

\m/

Unsuccessfully Single [is sexy]

SPOTTED.
Lonely Boy reminiscing his not-so-distant past in the wee hours;
Is it true that the LoveBug has bit him in the ass?
Or are we just being fooled by his charms?
We’re told that he searched for love,
I do hope he found what he’s looking for – in his dreams, did he not?

Xoxo

GossipGuy

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For the past 14 days, Cupid and I hunted for some possible vacant hearts to shoot. Our goal: to have myself a date [and a possible relationship] on this year’s Valentine’s Day.

I was not in high hopes during the entire process, but I admit I love the sensation of simply imagining a successful outcome. I’ve searched here and there, carefully observing every possible victim; day and night, even sleep didn’t hinder me from looking.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t successful – even when accompanied by Cupid himself. Well, I guess I’ll be single for the coming months. And yes, this is the part where I will proudly shout to the world:

Single is sexy!

\m/

Gossip Guy? v.3

SPOTTED.
Lonely Boy, digging the mess of his not-so-distant past.
Is it true that B is turning into the worst bitch once more?
Or is this just a way of saying "no more"?
Watch out everyone, B has eyes that kill - even if you're inside the mall.






















xoxo

Gossip Guy

http://hawouino.multiply.com/journal/item/181
http://hawouino.multiply.com/journal/item/259

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I'm so feeling this..
Blogging my thoughts like GG does!
LOL!
Oh well, to clarify things:
I have just discovered something.
That's the meaning of what's above..
Don't dare mess with me - I am a good detective..
My exes can attest to that..
And my mom's a retired Police Inspector, so I have the skills..

\m/

Hawouino

Gossip Guy? v.2

http://hawouino.multiply.com/journal/item/181

Good morning Upper East Multipliers, Gossip Guy here.
You're one and only source into the scandalous lives of Multiply's elite.
Top story on my homepage?
Varian Mazo - everybody's favorite "it" guy,
has just returned from a mysterious absence,
and was learning the hard way,
of moving on once again.


















SPOTTED.
Lonely Boy, not-so-lonesome on the wee hours of November 4th.
Looks like Little J's company isn't a sure thing after all.
Don't worry B, there are many fish in the sea.
Just catch again, who knows who'll be next on your list of rejects.
And next time, as what they always say:
Be careful what you fish for.

Till then.

You know you love me.

xoxo

Gossip Guy

\m/

Hawouino

(Disclaimer: aliases, events, and names cited on the blog are just products of the blogger's thoughts.)