SPOTTED [2]

SPOTTED.
History repeating itself, again and again.
Is it just me, or is Lonely Boy being punished by the Almighty?
A different hunger struck him late this lunch, and I heard he struggled to keep his appetite.
Oh c'mon, who could even resist that—I admit I couldn't and WOULDN'T either.
To taste it again? Hell Y-E-S.
Just learn to play your cards well Lonely Boy...
And don't forget to wash your hands after, germs are everywhere.

xoxo
GossipGuy

SPOTTED [1]

SPOTTED.
Lonely Boy chasing after a big(?) dream.
Is it true he got lost, as in literally?
I heard there was a loud surprise, and a flashback.
Looks like this has been a very tiring but not a rewarding day for him at all.
Careful Lonely Boy, don't bite more than you could chew—suck it up.
Remember: Never ever, ever loose hope.

xoxo
GossipGuy

The Secret Life of Beetch

SPOTTED.
Lonely Boy laughing the night away with a bee.
Who would've thought that he's not the only one in town?
I guess rain drops really fell on people who Multiply in three.
The secret is free, yet some things are still left undone.
Looks like go is really signaled in greens - in neon this time around.
Careful beetch, competition is tight and fierce.

xoxo

GossipGuy

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I'm/We're happy!
I'm/We're proud!
Go, go, go!

\m/

Unsuccessfully Single [is sexy]

SPOTTED.
Lonely Boy reminiscing his not-so-distant past in the wee hours;
Is it true that the LoveBug has bit him in the ass?
Or are we just being fooled by his charms?
We’re told that he searched for love,
I do hope he found what he’s looking for – in his dreams, did he not?

Xoxo

GossipGuy

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For the past 14 days, Cupid and I hunted for some possible vacant hearts to shoot. Our goal: to have myself a date [and a possible relationship] on this year’s Valentine’s Day.

I was not in high hopes during the entire process, but I admit I love the sensation of simply imagining a successful outcome. I’ve searched here and there, carefully observing every possible victim; day and night, even sleep didn’t hinder me from looking.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t successful – even when accompanied by Cupid himself. Well, I guess I’ll be single for the coming months. And yes, this is the part where I will proudly shout to the world:

Single is sexy!

\m/

Gossip Guy? v.3

SPOTTED.
Lonely Boy, digging the mess of his not-so-distant past.
Is it true that B is turning into the worst bitch once more?
Or is this just a way of saying "no more"?
Watch out everyone, B has eyes that kill - even if you're inside the mall.






















xoxo

Gossip Guy

http://hawouino.multiply.com/journal/item/181
http://hawouino.multiply.com/journal/item/259

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I'm so feeling this..
Blogging my thoughts like GG does!
LOL!
Oh well, to clarify things:
I have just discovered something.
That's the meaning of what's above..
Don't dare mess with me - I am a good detective..
My exes can attest to that..
And my mom's a retired Police Inspector, so I have the skills..

\m/

Hawouino