Virus-Friendly Talk

A typical friend-friend discussion. Definitely not a by-product of creative juices.

Amir: Hey Var! How have you been? Tagal nating hindi nakapag-usap ah.

Varian: Amir? Uy, long time no see tayo ano? Eto medyo busy sa work, gabi na lang ako nakakapag-online life ng matino. Kaw musta?

Amir: Ah talaga? I'm doing fine. Naku, speaking of online life, pareho tayo, tuwing gabi na lang din ako, pero...

Varian: Pero... what?

Amir: My PC has this virus, I think. Well, nagtotopak lahat ng browsers ko, hindi ma-remember mga passwords ko sa lahat ng accounts ko, so I'm having a hard time. Asar...

Varian: Hala, hassle nga iyan. Pero naa-access mo pa rin naman lahat ng accounts mo?

Amir: Yup, maliban nga lang sa isa na talagang di ko na ma-access ng matino.

Varian: Don't tell me Multiply?

Amir: Nope, XTube; agaw trip no?

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Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)

a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a condition in which a single person displays multiple distinct identities or personalities (known as alter egos or alters), each with its own pattern of perceiving and interacting with the environment. The diagnosis requires that at least two personalities routinely take control of the individual's behavior with an associated memory loss that goes beyond normal forgetfulness.
Source: American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM)

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