SPOTTED: Varian's a NURSE?!

This just in:
Lonely Boy was seen playing the tricks out of his sleeves.
We all know he wants to be a writer,
and he is not much of a good "care-taker".
Perhaps he's on a re-route of careers?
Careful V, you know karma's a big, bad bitch.

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Nope, you will not be seeing pics of me here clad in an all-white silly suit. I DON'T want to be a nurse, mind you - besides, I've had enough of giddy thingamajigs with MIW (Men In Whites), so why join their party? LOL!

Here's the thing, my mom's sick and she needs to take this test to determine her body's sugar (whatever..). There's no nurse available in the neighborhood and there's no other person capable of doing such things that requires careful understanding of instructions and handling the situation - well, except me. Yes.

The needle (Yay!)

The Blood Sample (Yay! Yay!)

So that's it. I was my mom's nurse for today. But I don't want to see this even in the near future:

Varian S. Mazo, RN

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