Unsuccessfully Single [is sexy]

SPOTTED.
Lonely Boy reminiscing his not-so-distant past in the wee hours;
Is it true that the LoveBug has bit him in the ass?
Or are we just being fooled by his charms?
We’re told that he searched for love,
I do hope he found what he’s looking for – in his dreams, did he not?

Xoxo

GossipGuy

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For the past 14 days, Cupid and I hunted for some possible vacant hearts to shoot. Our goal: to have myself a date [and a possible relationship] on this year’s Valentine’s Day.

I was not in high hopes during the entire process, but I admit I love the sensation of simply imagining a successful outcome. I’ve searched here and there, carefully observing every possible victim; day and night, even sleep didn’t hinder me from looking.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t successful – even when accompanied by Cupid himself. Well, I guess I’ll be single for the coming months. And yes, this is the part where I will proudly shout to the world:

Single is sexy!

\m/